This or That Tuesday

Who is:

1. Sexier (female)...Pamela Anderson or Jennifer Garner?

Jennifer Garner.

2. Sexier (male)...Ben Affleck or Matt Damon?

Ben Affleck.

3. The better piano player...Billy Joel or Elton John?

Billy Joel.

4. Funnier...David Letterman or Craig Kilborn?

I'm not actually sure I know who Craig Kilborn is, but Dave started annoying me years and years ago, so he gets my vote anyway.

5. The dumber cartoon cat...Stimpy (of *Ren & Stimpy*) or Tom (of *Tom & Jerry*)?

Stimpy-- and I like Ren and Stimpy way better than Tom and Jerry. Quite possibly due to the comercials (It's LOG!) and Powdered Toast Man.

6. A better news anchor...Tom Brokaw or Dan Rather?

Tom Brokaw.

7. A better TV chef...Emeril Lagasse or Jacques Pepin?

Jacques Pepin, solely because he did a show with Julia Child. Julia Rules.

8. The trashier talk show host...Maury Povich or Jerry Springer?

Povich. At least Springer knows his show is trash.

9. The worse fast food burger joint...McDonald's or Burger King?

Burger King used to cook their burgers on a conveyer belt type apparatus. Maybe they still do. Highly symbolic, I suppose, but the way the cooked burgers gloophed off the end into a metal hotel pan full of greasy water? Not very attractive. McDonald's has better fries and, more importantly from my particular point of view, relatively clean bathrooms throughout the world.

10. Thought-provoking question of the week: Only a handful of U.S. Presidents have been considered to be *great* Of the following two, which one do you consider to be greater...Franklin D. Roosevelt or Abraham Lincoln? Why?